I’ve messed around and caught a case of Obsessive Doodle Disorder, more commonly known as ODD in the Doodle world. It’s a condition spreading rapidly throughout this country and it seems to last a lifetime…

This is what I’ve discovered from all the research I’ve done

ONCE YOU GET IT – “YOU’VE GOT IT” –

Forget about a vaccine – The National Institute of Health isn’t working on one  #nofunding

The symptoms are mild – at first. Generally the first organ it attacks is the heart. It swells when you’re around them and aches like the doodle when you’re away.

AT FIRST YOU’RE –

• hypnotized by those big beautiful eyes
• entertained by the head tilts and the way they use their paws
• bewildered by the way they sleep – on their back, stretched out, legs up in the air

Gradually your deductive reasoning becomes affected and you loose your ability for rational thinking.

NEXT YOU –

• throw birthday parties for them AND expect other humans to attend
• start to speak “Doodle” i.e. Doodletastic – Doodlelicious – Absodoodletutely
• replace human children photos for doodle photos throughout the house
• give up manicures for grooming bills
• stare at them for hours searching for that mini human inside #youknowhesinthere
• choose their company over humans way too often
• pass up a beverage and eat dry chicken nuggets so they can have ice cream #nodebitcard
• get agitated if the person you’re with doesn’t ask about them
• don’t just talk to them – you have conversations with them

For years I’ve tried to camouflage my feelings. I was so afraid to speak out.

Then I found others just like me #thankyouJesus

More people are being self diagnosed each and every day. More people are speaking out!…

This is becoming a nation wide doodledemic.

When I sought out to find other ODD pet parents  –  hundreds stepped forward and they all have it just as bad as I do.

I mean – look at these adoodledorable faces will you?

WHO CAN RESIST THOSE FACES? –

I know I can’t…

I have no doubt there are similar cases out there with other breeds, but since I am not a trained licensed medical expert – I can only discuss my particular diagnosis.

BUT I CAN OFFER YOU THIS –

After watching the video should you feel yourself coming down with an acute case of ODD – let us know.

The Boys will be hosting “Hug Clinics” twice a month #nocopay

GOLDEN hugs and DOODLE kisses to all our FB Doodle Friends for supplying so many photos.

We were overwhelmed with your response ❤️